1. Who are you?
I’m Spartacus.

2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
im a guy. im straight. i think most things are okay.
there, we’re covered.

3. When you aren’t filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing?
homework xDDD

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn’t like at the time).
[likes] malay, chem, bio, english, ss, history, pe, cle, philo, RE
[hates] maths, physics

5. What is your biggest goal for this year?
do well in school?

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?
imma be 21… studying?

7. What stage of life are you in right now?
teen.

8. Are you more child-like or childish?
OOH this question.
childish.

9. What is the last thing you said out loud?
“objection!”

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?
the future freaks me out – motion city soundtrack

11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?
nope

12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?
worse

13. Does time really heal all wounds?
not all, but it does a good job

14. How do you handle a rainy day?
rainy days are awesome

15. Which is worse…losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?
losing luggage.

16. How is your relationship with your parents?
so-so?

Will you miss them when they are gone?
yeah.

17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
HAHAH NO.
they didnt call me sotong for nothing man.

18. What is the truest thing that you know?
everyone’s an addict.

19. What did you want to be when you grew up?
in order – fighter pilot, inventor, diplomat, lawyer.

20. Have you ever been given a second chance?
mmhmm.

21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
uhh.

22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind?
sometimes.

23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
heheh.

24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
mmm.

25. Who have you hugged today?
no-one.

26. Who has done something today to show they care about you?
…

27. Do you have a lot to learn?
yes.

28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?

A
MATHS
B
how to drive a car
C
the entire law profession

29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel?
make me feel.

30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship?
communication and trust.

31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?

A
open a cafe
B
play an awesome concert
C
find true love (aww)

32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?

A
killing, i guess
B
let spiders crawl all over my body (a la fearfactor)
C
run naked through orchard road in the middle of the day

33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause?
world peace?

34. What does each decade make you think of:

The 19..

20′s: communism

30′s: shrugs

40′s: ww2?

50′s: shrugs

60′s: birth of singapore

70′s: music

80′s: bowling for soup

90′s: progress

2000 (so far): shitshitglobalcrisises

2010′s: growing up

35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why?
90s, cos i was born then.

36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song?
stairway to heaven / freebird

37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country?
singapore, lee hsien loong

If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be?
hey dude! *high five*

38. What’s your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night?
dicovery channel beb.

39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?
hades. his hair is on fire.

40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout?
nope

41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat?
BOAT BOAT

42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?
sunlight, and microparticles.

43. What does your name mean?
strength, blessing, determination

44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?
ocean pls

45. Word association

What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:

Air: oxygen

Meat: beef

Different: polka dots

Pink: polo tee

Deserve: desserts

White: bleach

Elvis: presley

Magic: wand

Heart: heartless

Clash: cymbals

Pulp: fiction

46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be?
jimi hendrix?

47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive?
um, well.

48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday?
Le Fabuleux Destin d’Amélie Poulain

49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?
laptop. do we have internet?

50. Have you ever saved someone’s life or had your life saved?
yeah. nearly drowned once.

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words…

Fruitgoogle: the act of ogling fruit

Ambytime: the time you reach for an event, often late

Asscactus: what your ass is after you sit on a thumbtack

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
words?

53. What was your favorite toy as a child?
power ranger action figures

54. How many TV’s are in your house?
4

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?
take pictures

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?
meh. rainbow.

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?
um no

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader?
nope

59. What is your idea of paradise?
*shrugs* heaven?

60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?
yes.

61. Do you believe in Hell?
yeah.

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven’t?
umum. scuba dive?

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?
*shrugs*

64. Are you a patient person?
HELL NO.

65. What holiday should exist but doesn’t?
my birthday!
no, um

66. What holiday shouldn’t exist but does?
christmas!

67. What’s the best joke you ever heard?
A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. “Envy!” she says, and lets him in.
A lady comes dressed in red. She says, “Anger!” and lets her in.
Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.
“Wait a minute,” she says to them. “This is supposed to be an emotion party!”
The first guy says, “Yeah, and I’m f**king dis-custard.”
The second guy says, “And I’m deep in dis-pear.”

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?
surabaya.

69. Is your hair natural or dyed?
natural

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?
yes.

71. What is under your bed right now?
weights.

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home?
go home, duh.

73. If you drive do you frequently speed?
i would.

74. What is the world’s best song to dance to?
… dancing in the moonlight by toploader

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?
*shrugs*

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?
warner. disneys voices are irritating.

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
the… polar bears.

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
yeah.

79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off?
um, no.

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?
procrastinate

81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick?
free speech.

82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
equator

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?
television, definitely

84. What do you think makes someone a hero?
are you willing to die to save a life?

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?
*shrugs* south park?

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:
2G1P.

87. What was the last thing you paid for?
apple tea

88. Are you a coupon clipper?
no

89. Get anything good in the mail recently?
mr law sent me a birthday card during the hols.

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class…dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
sailing!

91. In Star Trek people ‘beam’ back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person’s memories. So…

Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?
yes.

92. What insects are you afraid of?
ALL. except maybe ants.

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
I STOLE THIS SHIRT

94. What’s the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
…

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be?
CHEESECAKE

96. What are your parents interested in?
*Shrugs*

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
NO.

Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal?
no.

98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans?
plans

99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?
after dinner

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?
flashlight, map, car.